Poo-ing might be the most embarrassing and shameful bodily function. So of course, there are many who bring it into the sexual domain — because that’s where taboos get worked out and subverted.

The hero of our story has always had a thing for poo, and one day, he places a Craigslist ad looking for the sundae to his cherry.

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This piece was produced by Sharon Mashihi for Audio Smut.